Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Happy April

I need to get better at this. I guess I don't have to have pictures every time. I heard a splash in the bathroom yesterday and Raymey started yelling "Oh my gosh!!! Madeline fell in the toilet!!!Madeline fell in the toilet!!!" She's been trying to pull herself up on things so I figured he'd left the lid up and she'd gotten into it. So I ran to the bathroom bracing myself for something disgusting, and Raymey was standing there holding the baby and laughing at me. I was an April Fool! He'd filled up the sink and plopped a conditioner bottle in it. You know, that wasn't my favorite joke! He did get me though:).
I had a weird experience tonight at Walmart. I was picking out bread and one of the employees came up and told me he had to tell me I looked nice. He started telling me how he'd been tracking me down the aisles. I'd forgotten to wear my wedding ring so I said (the first thing that came to my mind), "Uh, thanks, I'll tell my baby," and I went on to tell him about Raymey and my 10 month old. Then he told me all about how married women are always beautiful and happy, but single women aren't (I do not agree, this is the philosophy of the night shift worker at Wal-mart). It was really akward (suprisingly just for me, not for him). I wondered how many married women this guy has tried to hit on. I realized that I should definitely not go shopping after 9pm by myself again. In Provo grocery stores are like the hip hangouts late at night:). I guess it isn't like that most places! So, beware of stalking stockers.

4 comments:

Mamu Lou said...

Ha, Ha! I love both of your stories! Tell Raymey that I think he is creatively disgusting!! And as for the Walmart thing....I don't think it's just the fact that you were there after 9pm- that Walmart is full of, um, interesting people! I can definitely understand why you felt uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, I hate freaky people at the store! That's weird, especially where he said he was tracking you!

Leisa said...

I guess that gives a new meaning to Wal-Mart greeter!

Sherrie said...

Kelly, It's so fun to read your blog. The April one was great! Keep them coming. Love, Gram